These are the avatars of your own ineffable longing, joined together now in a twisted embrace of soft sweaters upon the stony inevitable. This is your creation. Look upon it. More…

What the fuck are we even doing anymore. What is this? More…

Seriously, do we really need to do this right now? Is this helping anyone? More…

In the wake of reports that suggested these people were no longer fucking, a new report suggests these people are fucking anew. More…

Anna Kendrick is one star we just can’t get enough of looking at, even if it doesn’t do much to drown out the all-consuming terror that we are well and truly fucked. More…

When it comes to fashionable dressing, there’s nothing more chic than going out and buying precisely what we command, because we fucking said so. More…

The caftan had lemons on it. More…

The internet, the global system of interconnected computer networks that use the internet protocol suite to link billions of devices worldwide, decided to be a real dick about a person’s face today. More…

Seriously, how cute is North’s precociously incisive disgust at her parents’ commodification of virtually every scrap of family intimacy? More…

Seriously, does anyone like Geraldo Rivera? More…

Check out a video of the singer’s foulmouthed slam that was captured by a fan, uploaded to YouTube, then embedded here on our site by us. More…

“I guess certain things happen for a reason,” Sheen says. “And maybe all of the stuff that I’ve done professionally, to garner such attention and fanfare and whatever else—good or bad—was sort of leading to a greater calling, a deeper calling.” More…

It’s nice to know that, after all these years, the Hollywood it-girl is still able to be completely down-to-earth and insufferable, like any other annoying person. More…

Against all odds, the messy, unnerving story of Amber Heard’s domestic assault accusations against Johnny Depp continues to get even more so. More…

Whether you’re brooding over a glass of murky absinthe or brooding over a moderately priced IPA, nothing pairs better with a night at the bar like a nice trench coat and the selected works of Neil Gaiman. More…