June 16, 2016 News

Watch Adele Say “Suck My Dick” And Then Watch A Digimon Say It, Too

At her concert in Paris last Thursday, Adele responded to comments made by music producer Tony Visconti about her voice being digitally enhanced on her new record. The 28-year-old Brit referred to Visconti as “some dickhead,” patently denied his claims, then added, “Dude, suck my dick.”

Check out a video of the singer’s foulmouthed slam that was captured by a fan, uploaded to YouTube, then embedded here on our site by us. It would probably take you about 10 seconds to find it online yourself, but since you’re already here you may as well increase our pageviews and make it seem like people are staying on our website longer because they enjoy it and not just these videos.

Wow. That was barely watchable. And yet you watched it.

Anyway, here’s another video we found of a guy making his Digimon toy say, “Suck my dick.” We found it by searching for “Digimon+suck+my+dick” on YouTube, then we uploaded it here. We don’t even know which Digimon it is. Honestly, we don’t care enough to look that up. You’re already here and your pageview has been recorded, so our work is already done.

Once again, this video has absolutely nothing to do with the previous Adele video, except for the fact that by embedding it here, we’ve guaranteed you’ll stay on our website for a little bit longer.

Okay then. There you go. Thanks for watching these videos you could have just as easily found on your own. Perhaps someday you’re going to see through this very clever ruse and realize you never need to click on any article that’s essentially just a video from a third party with a bunch of pointless other stuff surrounding it to justify it being passed off as “content.” But today, it appears, is not that day.