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SOON TO BE MORE OF THIS SHIT

June 16, 2016 News
According to an exclusive report from People, happily married celebrities Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are expecting their second child that will soon become the focus of many tabloid write-ups and paparazzi photo ops. More…

ALL HAIL THE NEW FLESH

June 16, 2016 News
These are the avatars of your own ineffable longing, joined together now in a twisted embrace of soft sweaters upon the stony inevitable. This is your creation. Look upon it. More…

Yeeeeeesh

June 16, 2016 News
Against all odds, the messy, unnerving story of Amber Heard’s domestic assault accusations against Johnny Depp continues to get even more so. More…

Iggy Azalea Epically Banished To Next Level Of Lucrative Career

June 14, 2016 News
If only every other pop star we didn’t like would wise up and realize that if we don’t particularly care for what they do professionally, they should fly as far away from us as possible and continue being incredibly successful and having more money than we could even dream of while spending quality time with their loved ones. More…